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  • In your lifetime, try to be the person your pet thinks you are.
     

  • There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
     

  • One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.-Unknown
     

  • I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. - Abraham Lincoln
     

  • "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued into the next yard." -- Dave Barry
     

  • Click here to get your dog to listen to you, anywhere you go!

You Can Call MEOW!!
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window,
stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with
a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and
went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked
over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office
manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the
dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog
jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to
type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out
a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and
gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be
good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.
The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked
flawlessly the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and
said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some
interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the
sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager
said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"


 

Fred. B. Mann has rightfully honored the dogs in his poem in the few lines as under:

You don't need riches
You don't need looks
You need not have read A line in books
You don't need people
You don't need fame
Your dog will love you Just the same
You may lack money
An ugly weight
Without the sense to Come in at night
You may be ragged And have no money
Your dog will love you Just the same"

"if there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
 Will Rogers

‘We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made"
 M. Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
 Sigmund Freud

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.’
- Anonymous

"Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
 Franklin P. Jones

"If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise."
Unknown

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
 Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
 Robert Benchley

"No animal should ever jump upon the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
 Fran Lebowitz

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
 Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. that’s almost $21.00 in dog money:’
 Joe Weinstein

"Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are. wonderful."
 Ann Landers

‘There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams


 
bulletMan is a dog's idea of what God should be .

 

bulletOutside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

 

bulletMoney will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail . 
bulletIn the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy - to whit, the wag of a dog's tail .
 
bulletProverbs 12:10 "A righteous man regards the life of his animals.
 
bulletHe is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
 
bulletHere lies one, who never drew Blood himself, yet many slew
Stout he was, and large of limb Scores fled at the sight of him
And to all this fame he rose Only following his nose.
 
bulletBe careful of whose feet you step on today, for they may be attached to the @$$ you must kiss tomorrow!!!

 

bulletTo his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs .
 
bullet"What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly.
 
bullet
The more people I meet, the more I prefer my dog!

 
bulletIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a man and a dog.

 

bulletNo dog should jump on the dining room table unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation .

 

bulletIf only men could love each other like dogs, the world would be a paradise.

 

bulletPeople who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves .

 

bulletBrothers and Sisters, I bid you beware, of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

 

bulletI am his Highness' dog at Kew, Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

 

bullet"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." --Louis Sabin

 

bullet"Don't take life too seriously. You will NOT get out of it alive .

 

bulletIf your dog thinks you're the best, don't ask for a second opinion .

 

bulletIn dog years, I'm dead .
 
bulletWhoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies .
 
bulletA dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down .
 
bulletWe come back from the grocery store with the most amazing haul.. chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
 
bulletDid you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their lives .
 
bulletNo one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.


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