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The Origin of Pets
Where do pets come from?
It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered
in the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the question,
"Where do pets come from?"
And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday.
Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to
remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will
bewith you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you
will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of
how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good
animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam
said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and
all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name
for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and
you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was
comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and
said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a
peakcock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."
And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will
be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him
of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of
adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme
being. And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog wagged his tail.
And Cat did not care one way or the other. | |
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